Sunday, October 10, 2010

Did I Mention That I'm A Barefoot Wench At Heart?

I went to my first Renaissance Festival today and I fell in love.  Who knew, I’m a barefoot wench at heart!  Now if I can just talk my hubbie into dressing up as a pirate rogue in leathers and jerkin we could go back to the fair again, only this time in character.  After all, my husband’s already dark and swarthy, so he only needs an earring to pull that pirate look off.   Today, however, he wore his German soccer jersey and his blue Crocs.  Medieval?  Hmm … not so much.

So, on to the food!  I had a bread bowl filled with stew whilst I watched the jousting.  T’was tasty.  And I had an ice cold root beer float as I stood there baking in the sun listening to the minstrels play.  Did they have root beer floats back in the day?  I didn’t think to question it since my float was cool and refreshing and I was neither of those things at the time.  And then I finished it all off with a brownie from the Monk’s Bakery.  Chocolate and a prayer!  You can’t beat that!





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On to the jousting!  I must admit I didn’t think I’d be impressed with the jousting.  But impressed I was, just as soon as that first horse came stampeding by, what with the handsome knight in the clanging armor atop it and all.  Blame it on the fresh air, blame it on the brownie, blame it on something, but what’s a fair maiden to do when a knight in oh so shiny armor charges by?  Well, swooning’s out of the question since we were, after all, sitting on the top bleacher and that’s a fairly long drop.   Oh well, be still my heart!

Then as we left the jousting fields we came across a slip of a fairy sitting on a toadstool.  She didn’t say a word but all the same she bespelled the small children who came up to see her by giving them shy smiles and shiny stones.  She was entirely enchanting!





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Oh, and I almost forgot.  My husband almost, not quite, won a dragon for me in the crossbow shoot.  But “almost” doesn’t get the dragon does it?  ‘Cause I don’t see a dragon!  Do you see a dragon?  'Cause if there was a dragon you sure as heck would see the picture of my purple stuffed dragon right beneath this paragraph in my blog!  And it was such a lovely shade of purple too. (smile)  Trust me, he’ll do better next time we go when he’s all decked out in his pirate garb!  Yo! Ho! Ho! And a dragon to go!

So, all in all, I had a magical time and I can’t wait to go again!  I’ve got my wish list all prepared!  Another root beer float, a bejeweled flask, a hand thrown pot, some sparkly fairy wings and an oh so shiny knight in clanging armor!  Oh, and let’s not forget the Monk’s brownie with the prayer ... because with all that clanging armor in the back seat I might just need that prayer on the ride home!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Did I Mention That I Believe In aLiEnS? (Part Two)

Well, I do ... believe that is, in aLiEnS, and they seem to follow me everywhere!  But then aLiEnS ARE everywhere and they're watching us!  Which is why I made an aLiEn barcode.  Just put this barcode on a bumper sticker, mug, greeting card, skateboard or whatnot (and I sell a lot of whatnots) (not too many skateboards but lots and lots of whatnots) and the aLiEnS will be able to scan you and beam you right up!  An extremely useful item in your arsenal of extremely useful items!
And they do watch us!  All the time!  Take for instance my most popular aLiEn design on this stamp. By the way these come in extremely handy for intergalactic mail and the US Post Office accepts them also!  These aLiEnS are definitely watching YOU!

They're also into celebrating!  This is one of my best selling Christmas designs!  Go figure!  Bah Humbug!


So, relax, have a cup of coffee!  You're probably safe from aLiEnS!  Chances are you'll never see one!
But then again ... you just never know!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Did I mention that I believe in aLiEnS?

I don't know why that freaks people out so!  I have tiny aLiEnS all over my house.  Doesn't everyone?

It all started 23 years ago when my two year old son woke up from his afternoon nap and told me all about his dream as he snuggled on my lap.  It seems that the person we thought was my younger brother was in fact an aLiEn and that my real brother, his uncle, was alive and well and living on a far away planet. They had been switched at birth!  Well, this explained a lot!  And if you knew my brother you'd understand why!  We've had little visitations ever since that long ago nap!

Here's one of my earliest illustrations of our little friends!  Just to clue you in ... aLiEnS have bedfrogs instead of bedbugs!
Don't Let The Bedfrogs Bite! print
Don't Let The Bedfrogs Bite! by BitsOfWhimsy
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And here's a photo I shot of the aLiEnS dancing on stage at my niece's recital. As the lights dimmed they appeared out of nowhere and the crowd was thrilled as they danced on their toes and then, just like that, disappeared into the night!
The aLiEn Ballet! print
The aLiEn Ballet! by BitsOfWhimsy
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Here's a poster entitled, aLiEn In My Water Cup!  I entered this poster in a Zazzle contest in 2008. To the amazement of myself and all of the other participants in the contest it took first place.  The first photo is untouched and shows the aLiEn that appeared out of nowhere in my water cup as I was brushing my teeth!  The second shot was digitally enhanced to better show the aLiEn and the third photo is a close up of his face.
aLiEn IN MY WATER CUP! print
aLiEn IN MY WATER CUP! by BitsOfWhimsy
See the other artwork at Zazzle

Here's another award winning design! This also took first place in a Zazzle contest.  You can imagine my dismay when my fellow participants thought this photo was a fake!  Doesn't everyone have aLiEnS frolicking in their morning Fruit Loops? 
aLiEnS FROLICKING IN THE FRUIT LOOPS! postcard
aLiEnS FROLICKING IN THE FRUIT LOOPS! by BitsOfWhimsy
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And finally, here's the 2010 aLiEn Calendar! This calendar first made its debut in 2008. It's my best selling calender. Keep in mind ... aLiEnS are everywhere and they're watching us!

I'm not entirely sure what a blog is!

It's true!  I'm not entirely sure what a blog is!  Or even how people will find it once I put it up!  And why, oh why, does anyone want to know what I have to say?  About anything?  Or everything? Hmmmm ...
But in this day and age a blog's the thing!  Blog! Blog! Blog!  So, here I am!  And here you are!  Hey, who are you anyway?  And what the heck are you doing on my blog?  Hmmmm ...
I'll figure this out.  Someday.  Maybe even soon.  But right now I'm joyfully occupied which means I'm outta here!  See you later gator!